Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Teenie Weenie, artist - BROJOB. Date of issue: 27.07.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Teenie Weenie |
| I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM |
| THE FEAR IS SETTING IN |
| I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN |
| EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS |
| I UNZIP MY PANTS |
| AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY |
| THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENED |
| THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK |
| THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING |
| THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL |
| IT' SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL |
| I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF |
| FUCK |
| THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT |
| BUT IN MY CASE I’M BARELY AFLOAT |
| IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS |
| NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS |
| SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC |
| BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT |
| IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE |
| EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE |
| IT’S SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN |
| MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON |
| I’LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS |
| I’LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK |
| HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST |
| I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT |
| TEENY WEENIE |
| I HAVE THE WORLD’S SMALLEST COCK |
| TEENY WEENIE |
| SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS |