| Well an old man came courting me, hey ding-doorum dow
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| An old man came courting me, me being young
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| An old man came courting me, fain he would marry me
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| Maids when you’re young never wed an old man
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| Because he’s got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
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| He’s got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
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| He’s got no faloorum, he’s lost his ding-doorum
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| So maids when you’re young never wed an old man
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| When we went to church, hey ding-doorum dow
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| When we went to church, me being young
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| When we went to church, he left me in the lurch
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| Maids when you’re young never wed an old man
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| When we went to bed, hey ding-doorum dow
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| When we went to bed, me being young
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| When we went to bed, he lay like he was dead
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| Maids when you’re young never wed an old man
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| So I threw me leg over him, hey ding-doorum dow
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| I flung my leg over him, me being young
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| I threw me leg over him, damn well near smullered him
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| Maids when you’re young never wed an old man
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| When he went to sleep, hey ding-doorum dow
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| When he went to sleep, me being young
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| When he went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
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| Into the arms of a handsome young man
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| And I found his faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
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| I found his faloorum, faliddle aye ay
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| I found his faloorum, he got my ding-doorum
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| So maids when you’re young never wed an old man |