Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Surf-N-Turf (For Piratical Girth), artist - Swashbuckle. Date of issue: 09.09.2010
Song language: English
Surf-N-Turf (For Piratical Girth) |
| You stuff your face |
| Hoping never to be lean |
| For fear of what shall be |
| Untipping scales, low fat cuisine |
| You cook up the dough |
| But the calories don’t bestow |
| The girth that might be right |
| To enjoy the spoils of your sailor sights |
| Why can’t we grab some grub?! |
| Some grub to clog our veins! |
| Nourishment — deep inside of you! |
| We know that gluttony’s not wrong! |
| So fill your plates and bowls! |
| And sup a hearty stew |
| Down the gullet to your bulbous arse |
| A pirate’s body looks good on you! |
| Never, ever believe |
| All your meals were wasted |
| 'Cause you’ll never know |
| How good a pirate’s life has tasted |
| So many people have drawn veils over their eyes |
| Afraid. |
| Afraid of what they might see |
| As did those who kept hidden inside |
| Afraid. |
| Afraid of what they might be |
| Surf-n-Turf! |
| For Piratical Girth! |