| Gathering from the corners of the Earth
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| In Miami, the bravest ship made berth
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| Their sights were set on paradise
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| High time to get that beer on ice
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| Pile in to your tiny staterooms
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| Assume that you will meet your doom
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| Fuck the silly safety lesson
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| Tasty buffets and cold ones beckon!
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| Grab the dudes, its time for a cruise!
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| With kickin' tunes and bitchin' booze!
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| Now witness a massive slaughter
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| Out on international waters
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| It would be the party of our lifetime
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| So good it would feel like crime
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| Swaying to the motion of the tides
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| We were in for one hell of a ride
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| Titties poppin' out on deck
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| Massive mounds to turn our necks
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| Familiar faces from port to starboard
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| Pure, unfiltered fun occurred
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| Bottles were rocked off the shelves
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| Act after act all gave 'em hell
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| Inside the hull, beneath the stars
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| The fans and bands dried up the bars
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| No where to run, no where to hide
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| A place where heros and zeros collide
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| The wildest four days of all our lives
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| A miracle every soul survived |