Lyrics Poop Deck Toilet Wreck - Swashbuckle

Poop Deck Toilet Wreck

Oh shit!
Its the brown sound
Bottom dropping by the pound
Sprint on down to the pot
Drop yar pants and pop a squat!
Delivering your human waste
The porcelain hath been disgraced
Ripping the toilet off the wall
Observe the fall of another stall
The deuce is loose!
Colonic abuse!
Control that bowl
With your booty juice!
Leave that shit!
Don’t say a word!
Fly back home
Surprise bean curd!
Pinchin' loafs and takin' names
Putting every bathroom to shame
Doo doo butter in your rudder
Buckle up here comes the 'Buckler
Blasting ass in the Fatherland
This mishap has just got us banned
Hotels and hostels need beware
Concerning John’s, you’ll need a spare