Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bald Headed Hoes, artist - Willie D. Date of issue: 31.05.1996
Song language: English
Bald Headed Hoes |
| Haha, Y’all thought this was Dragnet, didn’t you? |
| Wrong answer again |
| This song is for all the mothafuckin' chicken-head bitches |
| And we kept the mothafuckin' names the same |
| 'Cause we think being a bald-head bitch is a goddamn shame |
| What the fuck is goin' on in this goddamn world? |
| What are you, bitch? |
| A boy or a girl? |
| I can’t tell 'cause your shit on the sides are gone |
| You remind me of that monkey-lookin' bitch Grace Jones |
| Fucked up is how you look to Willie D |
| I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me |
| Some try to cover up by weavin' it through |
| You ain’t foolin' nobody |
| We know you’re bald-headed, too |
| Bald-head hoes |
| Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
| I see some bald-head hoes |
| Bald-head hoes |
| Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
| I see some bald-head hoes |
| There should be a crime against bald-head hoes |
| Why they want to be bald? |
| Nobody knows! |
| Being bald makes a gal look like a beast |
| Stupid-ass hoes, ain’t ya heard of grease? |
| Hell naw |
| Cause if you did, you’d have some up there |
| Like your pussy, you gotta give it proper care |
| Every time I look around, I see a damn disgrace |
| Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place! |
| It’s from them (bald-head hoes) |
| They just so damn mean |
| The meanest-ass hoes I ever seen |
| Ain’t got no hair, so they act crude |
| And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do |
| Am I right? |
| (You right.) |
| Hell yeah I’m right! |
| I’ve seen this shit, night after night |
| Instead of wearin' other people’s hair, you dumbass bitch |
| You need to buy some dog mane, and grow your own damn shit! |
| Now I just can’t go with a bald-head hoe |
| You ain’t gotta ask why for me to tell you so |
| If I can’t run through her hair with my hand |
| Somehow it seems like I be fuckin' a man! |
| So stay away you bald hickies |
| I know you out there |
| Talkin to you hoes who ain’t got no hair |
| Your sister bald, Zanny |
| Your mamma bald, Eddie |
| I bet you even got a bald-headed-ass granny |
| (talking) |
| Now this is how you spot a bald-head hoe |
| Hair spots on a hot sunny day |
| Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway |
| I saw no-hair Clair |
| Yesterday on the cut |
| Today I saw the girl, her hair was down to her butt |
| I hope that she know, that I know it ain’t real |
| But I won’t squeal not even on Andrea |
| Kim, Shawn or Merylinn |
| Nor Tamika and Rika—the famous bald-head twins |
| Something must be done |
| About these citizens |
| You ask what will I do to support my fellow man? |
| I’m proposin' a bill |
| To Capitol Hill |
| To kill all bald-headed women at will |