Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bald Headed H*es, artist - Willie D.
Date of issue: 05.03.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Bald Headed H*es |
Haha, Y’all thought this was Dragnet, didn’t you? |
Wrong answer again |
This song is for all the mothafuckin' chicken-head bitches |
And we kept the mothafuckin' names the same |
'Cause we think being a bald-head bitch is a goddamn shame |
What the fuck is goin' on in this goddamn world? |
What are you, bitch? |
A boy or a girl? |
I can’t tell 'cause your shit on the sides are gone |
You remind me of that monkey-lookin' bitch Grace Jones |
Fucked up is how you look to Willie D |
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me |
Some try to cover up by weavin' it through |
You ain’t foolin' nobody |
We know you’re bald-headed, too |
Bald-head hoes |
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
I see some bald-head hoes |
Bald-head hoes |
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
I see some bald-head hoes |
There should be a crime against bald-head hoes |
Why they want to be bald? |
Nobody knows! |
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast |
Stupid-ass hoes, ain’t ya heard of grease? |
Hell naw |
Cause if you did, you’d have some up there |
Like your pussy, you gotta give it proper care |
Every time I look around, I see a damn disgrace |
Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place! |
It’s from them (bald-head hoes) |
They just so damn mean |
The meanest-ass hoes I ever seen |
Ain’t got no hair, so they act crude |
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do |
Am I right? |
(You right.) |
Hell yeah I’m right! |
I’ve seen this shit, night after night |
Instead of wearin' other people’s hair, you dumbass bitch |
You need to buy some dog mane, and grow your own damn shit! |
Now I just can’t go with a bald-head hoe |
You ain’t gotta ask why for me to tell you so |
If I can’t run through her hair with my hand |
Somehow it seems like I be fuckin' a man! |
So stay away you bald hickies |
I know you out there |
Talkin to you hoes who ain’t got no hair |
Your sister bald, Zanny |
Your mamma bald, Eddie |
I bet you even got a bald-headed-ass granny |
(talking) |
Now this is how you spot a bald-head hoe |
Hair spots on a hot sunny day |
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway |
I saw no-hair Clair |
Yesterday on the cut |
Today I saw the girl, her hair was down to her butt |
I hope that she know, that I know it ain’t real |
But I won’t squeal not even on Andrea |
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn |
Nor Tamika and Rika—the famous bald-head twins |
Something must be done |
About these citizens |
You ask what will I do to support my fellow man? |
I’m proposin' a bill |
To Capitol Hill |
To kill all bald-headed women at will |