Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jazzy, artist - Willie Colón. Date of issue: 13.02.2012
Song language: English
Jazzy |
| Aw man |
| Put that ol' dumb horn down |
| Hey, Jazzy |
| Jazzy |
| Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like |
| He he ha |
| (Don't stop the rock) |
| Now that’s a record |
| Now that’s a record |
| Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go |
| I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing |
| Not only for the humor, but for the knowledge I bring |
| To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this |
| Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics |
| In life everything ain’t always what it seems |
| But people are enchanted by things that gleam |
| You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions |
| On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin |
| Now I’m about to tell you a very artistic fable |
| More fun than when you first got cable |
| The moral to be learned from this story to be told |
| Is that everything that glitters ain’t always gold |
| On July 11th I was sittin at home |
| Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone |
| Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news |
| When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise |
| It said, 'Sunny skies and romantic nights |
| On an incredible ship', and I got hype |
| It said it’s like the, Love Boat, baskin in the sun |
| Promisin fun for you and for everyone |
| I said, That’s dope! |
| Baby, you’re down? |
| She said, Yeah, we could leave right now |
| The very next day I put the check in the mail |
| And one week later we were ready to sail |
| The brochure said that the boat was large |
| But it was nothin but a broken down barnacle barge |
| And if it wasn’t for my girlfriend, I wouldn’ta went |
| Because the captain was a cross eyed hunchback with a limp |
| The cruise was paid for and the food was free |
| So I said what the hell and set out to sea |
| It didn’t take long to notice something was wrong |
| The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it |
| I didn’t wanna panic, so I chilled for a while |
| Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle |
| We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk |
| We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts |
| The said, Hung a dung a digi dung da doa |
| I said, Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat |
| Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice |
| I said, Well, just take my girl, he-he, syke |
| I was jokin, but things got serious |
| Their leader came out and he was curious |
| He got in my face and his breath was the worst |
| I said, Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse? |
| His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth |
| And two big crusty ashy hairy feet |
| The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes |
| And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose |
| I tried to reason with him, he wasn’t with it |
| He said, Tenga shanko, that meant, forget it |
| He said, Gunga shang tang da bong da boo |
| That meant 'tonight we’re having Fresh Prince stew' |
| Then I saw it, no, it’s not |
| The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot |
| I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em |
| I thought to myself, Where’s Tarzan when you need him? |
| Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up |
| We had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up |
| The troops came off and they got us out of the pot |
| And I said to the chief, Yo, I get witcha, hops |
| The guy that rescued us said, I hate to tell you |
| The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview |
| We’ve been following him and finally we got him |
| We’re sorry, there’s no way that you can possibly get a refund |
| A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained |
| But a lesson well learned, so let me explain |
| There’s a very important message that needs to be told |
| It’s that everything that glitters ain’t always gold |