| DOCTOR DILLAMOND
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| (spoken) Oh, Miss Elphaba — The things one hears these
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| days. |
| Dreadful things:
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| (sung) I’ve heard of an OxA professor from Quox
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| No longer permitted to teach
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| Who has lost all powers of speech
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| And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
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| A vicar with a thriving flock
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| Forbidden to preach
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| Now he can only screech!
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| Only rumors — but still —
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| Enough to give pause
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| To anyone with paws
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| Something bad is happening in Oz:
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| ELPHABA
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| Something bad? |
| Happening in Oz?
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| DILLAMOND
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| Under the surface
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| Behind the scenes
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| Something baaaaaaad:
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| (spoken) Sorry: «Bad»:
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| ELPHABA (spoken) Doctor Dillamond — If something bad is happening
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| to the Animals, someone’s got to tell the Wizard.
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| That’s why we have a Wizard.
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| (sung) So nothing bad:.
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| DILLAMOND
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| (spoken) I hope you’re right:
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| BOTHNothing all that bad:
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| DILLAMOND
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| Nothing truly baaaaaad:.
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| (spoken) Sorry: «Bad»:
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| ELPHABA
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| It couldn’t happen here
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| In Oz: |