| Ooh, you got big muscles rippling
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| Underneath your shirt
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| I’m so glad to meet you, baby
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| Tell me, what do you do for work?
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| Me? |
| I’m just a housewife
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| So sad and all alone
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| Desperate for a strong man
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| To help me fix my home
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| I know I must look a sight
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| In this--this flimsy little dress
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| Won’t you try your very best
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| To save a damsel in distress?
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| I’ve got tasty treats to tempt you
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| Come and sit down on my couch
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| I’m sure it won’t take long
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| To figure all my problems out
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| My home, it needs attention
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| It’s such a big old mess
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| Take out your trusty tool
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| And save this damsel in distress
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| Now, you need no invitation, baby
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| Just walk in and shut the door
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| Follow the red rose petals that I’ve left
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| Scattered on the floor
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| I’ll be upstairs waiting
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| With a wisp of honeydew
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| Customize and tell a maid
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| For a handed man like you
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| You know, I’d be so grateful
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| If you’d come relieve my stress
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| Won’t you heed my S.O.S
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| And save a damsel in distress?
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| Oh, yeah!
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| Oh! |
| Yea-ay
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| So sweet
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| I got the need if you’re willing to please
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| Trust me
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| I make it so good that you won’t wanna leave
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| I got tasty treats to tempt you
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| Come and sit down on my couch
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| I’m sure it won’t take long
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| To figure all my problems out
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| My home, it needs attention
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| It’s such a big old mess
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| Take out your trusty tool
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| And save this damsel in distress
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| Now what’s a girl to do?
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| I’m just a--a damsel in--in distress, yeah
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| Oh-- little old me, baby
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| What you want for dinner, baby?!
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| Oh! |
| Yeah! |