| My favorite shows on TV have 12 minutes of advertising
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| I can’t get behind that kind of time
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| Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now
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| I can’t get behind that
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| My kids say, «He said to me, and I’m like and he’s like and she’s like»
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| It’s all, he’s all, she’s all
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| I can’t get behind that kind of, like, English
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| That’ll be six to eight weeks before delivery
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| The rising oceans, the warming temperatures
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| The dying polar bears, no tigers in 50 years
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| Rising poison in the air and water
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| I can’t understand why the price of gas suddenly rises
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| When oil goes up
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| But takes months to go down long after oil falls
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| I can’t get behind any of that
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| I can’t get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
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| Dangerous if you don’t believe in them
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| Why can’t all these Gods just get along?
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| I mean, they’re omnipotent and omnipresent, what’s the problem?
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| What’s the problem? |
| What about the men who say
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| «Do as I do, believe in what I say, for your own good
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| Or I’ll kill you», I can’t get behind that
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| I can’t get behind that
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| Everybody knows everything about all of us
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| That’s too much knowledge
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| I can’t get behind that!
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| Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
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| If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio
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| Go to a parking lot, for God’s sake, why are you jeopardizing my life?
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| I can’t get behind a student driver
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| I can’t behind a driver who drives like a student driver
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| If you’re going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone
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| And keep your eyes on the road
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| Lifetime guarantee?
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| Who’s lifetime? |
| Not mine
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| I haven’t that much time left, let’s make it yours
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| Everybody’s got a longer life than me
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| The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?
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| Car alarms
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| Clap off
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| Clap on
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| Spam
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| Size matters
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| No, it doesn’t
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| Yes, it does (No, it doesn’t)
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| Yes, it does (No, it doesn’t)
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| Yes, it does (No, it doesn’t)
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| Yes it does
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| My phone rings
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| Make millions in minutes
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| It’s a computer
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| Lose inches in hours
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| Leave me the Hell alone
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| Eat more spend less
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| The Colonel is breakdancing, give me a break
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| Credit terms raised
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| I can’t get behind any of that!
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| I can’t get behind so-called singers that can’t carry a tune
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| Get paid for talking, how easy is that?
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| Well, maybe I could get behind that
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| Well, I can’t, if you have to fix it with a computer
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| Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected
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| Then you can’t do it, and I can’t get behind that
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| I can’t get behind a fat ass!
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| Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more?
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| Always can do one more
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| Let’s hit it! |