| Put me on that waitin' list I think I need a donor
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| I’ve been drinkin' on this river now my liver is a goner
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| I’ve been shootin' Wild Turkey and chasin' it with stag
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| I’ve been doin' cannonballs butt naked off the back
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| I settled down a bit, grabbed the rod and reel and crank bait
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| Waitin' 'til them lily pads, you know I can’t wait
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| Flip flops don’t do socks in the backwoods we chill
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| We skip rocks at the hill tops where the wind’ll drop for real
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| Life on this river is all that I know
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| Trashy ass friends gon' be there for sure
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| Every weekend you can damn sure deliver
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| Any message that I need to me out here on this river
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| Say goodbye to your liver, 'cause it’s as good as gone
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| This is life on the river, in case you didn’t know
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| We fish all day and party all night
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| Ain’t no tellin' what you might get into
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| Hope you brought your swimmin' suit
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| Tonight it’s goin' down in the old pontoon
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| Aw man now I’m leanin' spillin' drink up out my cup
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| Two shots of Jimmy Beam, now I’m feelin' good as fuck
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| See a double might throw up, don’t want to press my luck
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| Even though I might be drunk, don’t mean I had enough
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| So I’m on my way to the nearest shine
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| Bad alcoholic give it all I got
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| Get it from the mud so I’m off that swamp
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| Tolerance high so I need a lot
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| Need a lot, oh yeah, that means that I’m always faded
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| Full throttle white boy wasted
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| Knockin' bottles off the table
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| Can’t tell me shit man when it comes to gettin' my drank on
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| And yes my livers spent man like I handed out free coupons
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| At the river with my suit on, so 'bout it with my cool on
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| Inhalin' got my groove on, that kush has got my head blown
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| Say goodbye to your liver, 'cause it’s as good as gone
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| This is life on the river, in case you didn’t know
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| We fish all day and party all night
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| Ain’t no tellin' what you might get into
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| Hope you brought your swimmin' suit
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| Tonight it’s goin' down in the old pontoon
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| It’s my escape from the city lights
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| A little bit of time to unwind and find peace in them tranquil nights
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| Fightin' mosquito bites but it’s better than fightin' the rappers that bite
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| Every word that I write I come here and I find my inner light
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| In a couple of Bud Lights, and a bullet ride, 'round the campfire
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| Singin' old lines to a guitar played by Wess Nyle
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| There’s an open invite to a good time
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| In the water all day to wash away any stress that’s lingerin'
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| By the bottle all night 'til we at the party
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| I’ve been missin' and I’ve been kickin' in
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| With a bottle of Crown to drown in
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| Miles away from the local inn
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| Sleepin' here ain’t an option
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| It’s all night non stoppin'
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| Debauchery, you watch it, we live it full throttle
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| Only remnant of the event when we’re gone is empty bottles
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| Say goodbye to your liver, 'cause it’s as good as gone
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| This is life on the river, in case you didn’t know
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| We fish all day and party all night
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| Ain’t no tellin' what you might get into
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| Hope you brought your swimmin' suit
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| Tonight it’s goin' down in the old pontoon |