Lyrics Wayne's Pet Youngin' - Ween

Wayne's Pet Youngin'

Dinner was nice
Dressed up real pretty
Took you out dancin'
And a night on the city
Time’s a’wastin'
And talk is cheap
Bought a bag of blow
With my pay for the week
Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
And my penis is raw
Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat
Put the fuckin' coke
On the tip of my cock
All night long
I’m strong as a rock
Better be good
Cuz tonight I’m smokin'
Two tons of man
Is the title I’m holdin'
Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
My penis is raw
Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat
The hour is late
Get me up and see
The zits on your ass girl
They don’t bother me
Tonight I’m on fire
And there ain’t no stoppin'
Put the fuckin' coke
On the fuckin' cock head