
Date of issue: 17.04.1997
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Elektra
Song language: English
The Blarney Stone |
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck |
if I pull out the claymore you’re shit outta luck |
who’s that girl, that pretty young thing |
after I fuck her she’ll get up and sing |
Aye Aye Aye |
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye |
Aye Aye Aye |
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye |
down to the pub for a two shilling ale |
the bread on the counter is going stale |
if I don’t get some fresh bread soon |
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon |
Aye Aye Aye |
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye |
Aye Aye Aye |
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye |
Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven’t the time |
got too many other things on me mind |
Patty was nice she was pale and cute |
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit |
Aye Aye Aye |
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye |
Aye Aye Aye |
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye |
got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet |
got mold in my ears but I ain’t dead yet |
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head |
when Patty starts cryin’this is what I said |
Aye Aye Aye |
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye |
Aye Aye Aye |
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye |
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