| People, ya’ll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker? | 
| Are ya’ll poopin’on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker? | 
| You know what it’s about to be on the poopship, but | 
| People down here in Missouri cruisin’on the big poop log | 
| Cruisin’on the poop ship, Sector 6, Warp 9 (haha) | 
| Cruisin’on the big poop ship, folks! | 
| Get with it, fucker! | 
| Let me lock in the system at Warp 2 | 
| I’s been chewin’on this here, brownie, baby | 
| And I thinks- I thinks I’m almost through | 
| Let’s cruise past all the golden poo | 
| That makes me blue | 
| I’m talkin''bout soybeans, people | 
| This thing gonna? | 
| ?? | 
| ?*, woohoo | 
| Poopship, on the poopship destroyer | 
| You’ll know what I’m sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker | 
| Poopship, on the poopship destroyer | 
| That’s what I’m talkin’about | 
| Let me jam up all of the frequencies on channel 2 | 
| Push it on into systematic overdrive | 
| You know, baby, you know what to do, baby | 
| Come on, come on, I’ll tell | 
| Let’s cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who | 
| The stinks all the funkied-up battles… woohoo | 
| That’s right | 
| Poopship, on the poopship destroyer | 
| Poopship, on the poopship destroyer | 
| Oh, baby… woohoo | 
| The poopoo, poop | 
| Give me another one, baby | 
| Give me another one | 
| Poop | 
| Thank you, my lady! | 
| We love you too! | 
| Remember to keep your head to the sky, baby | 
| You know, we’re gonna through a wave sequence here | 
| I’m tellin’ya, Jim, you’re gonna be riding upon the poopship | 
| We’re riding the poopship into the next dimension | 
| Lose the poopship in my… | 
| Are you feeling it, Missouri? | 
| Are you cruising upon the Poopship Destroyer? | 
| Are you mounting the poopship, Kirk Miller? | 
| I said, Kirk Miller, I said, Kirk Miller, | 
| Are you cruising on the Poopship? | 
| Big Jim! | 
| Big Jim! | 
| I said… | 
| I’m tellin’ya Jimmy | 
| I, I, I, let’s get ya on the poopin' | 
| The poopin’trail, Jimmy | 
| Let’s do it again | 
| Let me jam up all the frequencies on Channel 2 | 
| Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do Let’s cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me? | 
| Can you cruise on the poopship with me??? | 
| …We have received the Poopship connection | 
| With ever what you do, no matter what you do You are cruising on poopship | 
| And I thank you, and I love you | 
| We are Ween, we are Ween | 
| You may fuck, you may be fucked | 
| We thank you for joining us this evening | 
| We are Ween, and have a beautiful night | 
| I love you too | 
| Good night, my love |