| My dinner’s on fire while she watches TV | 
| And if you ever wondered what it’s like to be me | 
| She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes | 
| Yells at my buddies and insults my folks | 
| I’m breakin' my back, doin' the best that I can | 
| She’s got time for the dog and none for her man | 
| And I’m no dope, but I can’t cope | 
| So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope | 
| You can piss up a rope | 
| And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin' | 
| Pack your bag, I don’t need the ag | 
| On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin' | 
| You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle | 
| Now you’re up shit’s creek with a turd for a paddle | 
| And I can’t cope, piss up a rope | 
| You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble | 
| You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle | 
| For the last six months I’ve been packin' your bag | 
| You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag | 
| Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk | 
| I’m sick of your mouth and your 2% milk | 
| And I’m no dope, but I’ve lost all hope | 
| So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope | 
| You can piss up a rope | 
| And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin' | 
| Pack your bag, I don’t need the ag | 
| On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin' | 
| You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle | 
| Now you’re up shit’s creek with a turd for a paddle | 
| And I can’t cope, piss up a rope | 
| You can piss up a rope | 
| And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin' | 
| Pack your bag, I don’t need the ag | 
| On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin' | 
| You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle | 
| Now you’re up shit’s creek with a turd for a paddle | 
| And I can’t cope, piss up a rope | 
| You can piss up a rope | 
| And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin' | 
| Pack your bag, I don’t need the ag | 
| On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin' | 
| You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle | 
| Now you’re up shit’s creek with a turd for a paddle | 
| And I can’t cope, piss up a rope |