| I’d love to see my Paypal flourish
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| But I can’t think of schemes when my brain’s malnourished
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| Floating 'round my cranium like a pickled egg
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| Hitting the sides, drastic
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| Shifting of tides
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| I can’t think of it son
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| It’s like the answer’s always on the tip of my tongue
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| It’s like all that I learned I definitely never knew
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| What I have is affectionately referred to as
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| Wet brain, yeah
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| I got that wet brain
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| Wet brain
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| I got that wet brain
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| That soaking wet brain
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| That wet brain
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| I got that
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| The morning brings a sense of possibility
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| If you can see the mirror and avoid any hostility
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| I don’t keep no Windex near
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| And my eyes are like a truck windshield when the insects smear
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| The wearing of flip-flops in normal situations will help your self-esteem by
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| lowering your expectations
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| I might as well rock a hospital robe
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| The optic nerve is connected to the occipital lobe
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| And when it reconnects I’ll get my eyesight back
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| I’m blind for now but I’m still wise like that, kinda
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| I’m considering going out
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| Or just sitting and zoning out
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| Watching TV with the TV off
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| You know the channel with the 3D moths
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| I got just enough money to be completely irresponsible
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| In a couple months though I’ll have some trouble
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| Wet brain, yeah
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| I got that wet brain
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| Wet brain
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| I got that wet brain
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| That soaking wet brain
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| That wet brain
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| I got that
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| When it’s over print it over my coffin
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| Overall he was raw with the overindulgence
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| Hold your applause it’s not like he was overly awesome
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| Wasn’t sober too often, always smoking and coughing
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| Still known to pose a threat like a Doberman walking
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| You’d notice a pause when over your shoulder you saw him
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| Lots of people paid to see shows of him talking
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| Now he’s in his grave, appropriately exhausted
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| He was supposed to be a boss
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| The next big thing
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| The new catchphrase
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| The next bling bling
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| But that cash register had never went ching ching
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| Enough about him, I heard my text thing ring
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| There’s matters to tend to more important than this carcass
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| Like which can canned tuna’s better, Bumblebee or Starkist?
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| Life is cold we need parkas for the heartless
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| The world keeps spinning regardless
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| Wet |