| Ramblin' man
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| Pocket aces in the gamblin' hand
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| Putting words together hand in hand like an ampersand
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| The repetition of the talent makes the man a man
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| Use as evidence the guy who painted all them Campbell’s cans
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| Makes you memorize instinctively it’s random fam like (whoa Black Betty)
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| And you say…
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| I stay hungry like the wolf in that Duran Duran song
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| And dance along like I got Hammer pants on
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| If you haven’t noticed I’m the coldest
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| Smoke freely as if Calvin Broadus was the POTUS
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| Shut your club down a la Jon Lovitz
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| And make the boards turn up a la pop shuv its
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| Event sponsor should be toy machine
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| The boy is mean
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| Destroy your dream and turn your team into soylent green
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| I’ll give you something to talk about, sulk about
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| Go to a short pier and take a long walk about
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| You ain’t heard shit like my sound yet
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| In fact it’s more rare than a dry towelette with the
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| Numbing effect of a cortisone shot
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| And that feeling of freedom that made the cordless phone hot
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| Never par for the course
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| More like a seminar
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| A clever bar tour de force
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| Heavier rotation than the pedals at the Tour de France
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| Type of merry charmer that rarely garners a poor response
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| I’m like a dairy farmer when it comes to cheese collection
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| And I’m like Gary Carter when it comes to beat selection
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| Catch heaters or hit the upper deck bleachers
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| My offense and defense are my best features
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| Never fear, I’m here with the Everclear
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| Let’s all together cheer in the better spirit of yesteryear
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| I rap like your drunk uncle behaves
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| And say fuck it I’m going in like spelunkers to caves
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| Abstract in the fashion of Jackson Pollock
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| Unexact like the amount of cream in a dollop
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| I can tell I spit the type of rap that irks you
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| Makes you uncomfortable like a Catholic church pew
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| I should ball and have Carnegie Hall clogged like cholesterol on ya artery wall
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| But I half-heartedly stall
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| Cats get lazy
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| Other times cats get bat shit crazy
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| And I haven’t felt this good since my last bender
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| When I was singing happily like a rapping Glee cast member
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| If you know who Kenny Powers is you know that fundamentals are the crutches of
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| the talentless
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| Dingbats ain’t gettin' nothing out of this
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| I can’t even imagine how difficult your challenge is
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| You tryna catch breaks like cameras in jails
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| But can’t do it due to amateur fails
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| And it’ll only take one bar to bury 'em
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| Two bars are the beginning of barbarian
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| Three bars in Vegas and I’m winnin' it all
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| Four bars of heavy drinkin’s a legitimate crawl
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| Five bars, psych
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| Let’s just say this fam
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| I’ve created more bars than the makers of alprazolam
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| It’s mind boggling
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| Bitter pill you’re swallowing
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| You and your following are taking L’s like Chicagoans
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| Don’t cross me hoping that the memory passes
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| I remember peoples' asses like a Tempurpedic mattress
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| Any further questions gettin' blown off
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| I’ll be in my backyard drinking with my phone off |