| Since I was a kid I been dreamin dreamin
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| Woke up and I felt like achievin achievin
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| I never knew what was the reason
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| I just knew I had something to believe in believe in
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| You think you fuckin with me man you dreamin dreamin
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| Wake up and find yourself screamin screamin
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| Get back down where your league is
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| Bitch you now fuckin with a genius
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| You’re a pipsqueak everything you spit’s weak
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| I can see your future it’s bleak up shit’s creek
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| Sans paddle
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| Wave hello to your homies they on the bank makin a
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| Diarrhea sandcastle
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| Flip ya damn tassel
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| Back to the other side of your cap
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| You fail at rap
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| Nobody feelin that
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| Gimme the mic or I’m takin it back
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| Try to snatch it back again I’ll kick you in the groin
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| If you live in Iowa I’ll kick you in Des Moines
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| Flip a coin if it’s tails eat a dick
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| If it’s heads eat that same dick plus eat a pile of shit
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| Speakin of coins, I rap circles around you
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| I am the exact opposite of nervous around you
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| Only purpose around you is to perfectly clown you
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| I think you should just go join up with the circus like
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| Clowns do you rat bastard
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| Raps a task that wax mastered
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| Shut the fuck I won’t pass the last word
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| Got a homey who’s a fat ass nerd
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| That’ll crash your website after he hacks your password
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| You average… Run of the mill
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| You rhyme for days and ain’t one of em ill
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| I know you dyin' for praise comin' from someone with skill
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| But if you were dying of AIDS, I’d make fun of you still
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| But let me talk to the listeners, enough about you
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| Before you play the album, this is what you gotta do:
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| You gotta hit some more medical and pick up more edibles
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| And hit the liquor store and pick up six or more whatever
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| You choose and press play
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| It couldn’t get no more incredible
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| You gonna fuck with it like it was your genitals
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| I’m an extra terrestrial with an extra set of testicles
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| To make an effort that’s respectable, best eat your vegetables
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| If you still skeptical, I will question you about your dad
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| Was he wild?
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| Did he beat you really bad as a child?
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| Were you scarred by the switches?
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| Big Wax drop shit hard on you bitches
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| Stomach in knots, you wanna barf with the quickness
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| Don’t trust that fart you will shart in your britches
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| Can I get a witness? |
| Testify, heathens
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| Mix the tap water with extra dry Seagram’s
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| I wish the best for my legions of people believin and
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| Dreamin of what they wanna be
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| I wish upon em prosperity
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| But I wouldn’t recommend that they become an emcee
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| Them cyant fuck with me, me drop too heavy
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| Like the diddly diddly diddly diddly D. RIP
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| Uh, hear me now
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| It’s Big Wax always all up in your ear canal
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| I might be here in a year from now
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| So this year I’m a dream out loud
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| Dreamin dreamin
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| Dreamin dreamin
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| Dreamin…
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| Nah, I gotta say one more thing to the fucking doubters
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| Motherfucker your bitch ass I will outperform
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| I will crush up your dreams into powdered form
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| And put the powder on your girls lower spine
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| Chop it up start blowin lines while I fuck the ho from behind
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| And realize that in that moment of time I’m blowin her mind and blowin your mind
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| We ain’t similar kinds
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| An example of two different species
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| You on the level of a sample of some pigeon feces
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| Y’all sweet like cinnamon apple or a twix or reeses
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| I am an individual who will smack you into bits and pieces
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| Sick since the fetus, bout to get rich quick and become a rich prick elitist
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| Boating in Ibiza with a frozen margarita
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| Got your ho in a bikini steady strokin' on my penis
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| Yelling at that bitch for dripping some lotion on my Adidas
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| Making her clean it but as she does she says
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| It’s everything I dreamed it’d be
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| Come along and dream with me
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| Pay attention to the scenery
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| Dream with me, dream with me
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| Dun da dun da dun dreamin dreamin
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| Dreamin dreamin
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| Dreamin dreamin
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| Dreamin dreamin |