| Eat a dick
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| Or at least eat a pita chip
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| Right after I skeet on it
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| You piece of shit
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| Tell your lies speaking lips
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| They should try pleading fifths more often bitch
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| And refer to me as your awesomeness
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| You sayin me and «so and so"are comparable
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| Then I look up «so and so"and they’re terrible, you disgust me-
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| Trendy rappers fall the hell off the map
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| After just one listen I can tell off the bat
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| There will never be a time that I have to rewind it
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| On some goddamn «what was that line shit
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| In fact I find it
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| Rather boring’s the category I put them in
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| Fast forward that whack verse I’d rather hear the hook again
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| I would rate your skills very low level
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| And your softness as at a pills-bury dough level
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| Me I have that gold medal flow
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| That’ll put me on a fricken podium
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| You’re child’s play you nickelodeon
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| I’m about to sprinkle sodium
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| All over them wounds
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| Big wax EOM homie don’t get confused
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| Shouldn’t get your hopes up when you know your gonna lose
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| You won’t accomplish anything if you don’t pay your dues
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| I’m saying
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| With all the shit I’ve charged to the game
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| The game should issue me a credit card in my name
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| No we aren’t the same you are mother fucking ant sized
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| My catalog is Jack’s bean stalk plant sized
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| I’m sick of ya’ll saying ya’ll spit well
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| When ya’ll shit sounds like dog shit smells
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| Seriously take it back and say your joking
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| When you rap everyone behind your back does that masturbating motion
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| I worked hard for this when ya’ll half-assed it
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| Raise the white flag matter of fact half mast it
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| Half this rap shit that you hear is half plastic
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| The other human half is a lying ass bastard
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| Fake biters like dentures
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| Writing their bios based on someone elses adventures
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| I be confusing the censors with the shit that I speak
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| Cause they don’t know if its some shit they should bleep
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| They’re like damn that’s the fifth time this week
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| That I’ve witnessed a sheet
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| On my desk for inspection
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| To bleep or not to bleep is an excellent question
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| These words have yet to receive Webster’s attention
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| Spanish Webster is still fucking with the gender
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| Only point I’m trying to make is give them something to remember
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| Whether spitting on the microphone or strumming on the fender
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| These kids get mixed up like cumming in a blender
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| Same goes for you lame trolls blogging
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| I would recommend less dick riding and more jogging
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| You at your computer that’s sipping your super big gulp
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| Eating little Debbie snacks and newtons full of fig pulp
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| I’m talking to you its sunny out enjoy it
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| That bicycle you purchased was like money down the toilet
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| Yo its funny how steroided your confidence seems
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| When the last time you got laid hipsters were rocking big jeans
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| 2Pac was in his teens
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| Variations of the running man were popular routines
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| Little Nas was up in queens-- it ain’t hard to tell
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| He was still busy watching the smurfs battle Gargamel
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| Fuck it I just keep rapping great
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| Outside of the box like you used cheap packing tape
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| Try again there’s no time to waste
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| Just make sure the drawing board you go back to is dry erase
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| That shit you sharpie ain’t gonna ever be sharper
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| Unless that magic marker is an actual magical marker
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| Even then it’d have to have a good battery charger
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| Because I’ve been rapping since Eric Clapton was back with the Yardbirds
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| I wish you the best of luck
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| If ya’ll agree with me that most rappers suck
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| Then make like a rake on the back of a landscaping truck
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| And stand the fuck up |