| Little Rita and her sister Bette
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| Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy
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| He took them for a ride one summer night
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| Told the girls he was a big producer
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| Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer
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| They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right
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| Two days later they were reading him his rights
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y’all
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| Out come the freaks
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y’all yeah
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| Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper
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| You can feast your eyes but you couldn’t grip her
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| She went nowhere without Jack the Human Knife
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| He’d slice you silly if you got too friendly
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| If you value living better treat her gently
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| Once she does her sexy cha-cha, let her go
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| She will tempt you, but it’s just part of the show
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
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| Out come the freaks y’all yeah
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y’all yeah
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| Bobby Maggot was a big attorney
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| Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed
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| Bald headed piece of garbage that he was
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| He’ll defend you if your money’s honest
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| Says he’ll do his best but that’s no promise
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| Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan
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| Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man?
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
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| Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y’all
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
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| Out come the freaks, oh yeah
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| Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
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| Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky
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| Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh
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| Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane
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| Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane
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| Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara
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| Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh
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| Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell
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| Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah
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| Out come the freaks |