| Jason came in from Peoria
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| Wearing silk sunglasses
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| His girlfriend, Gloria, wore metal shoes
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| That emitted poison gases from the heels
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| One drink of that stuff and -Zam!-
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| The walls became floors
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| Became ceilings became doors
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| The singer just kept singing «Feelings»
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| That’s right when I snapped
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| Needless to say, th-the party broke up
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| Tha-That flashing tie was a riot!
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| And what was that other remark that you made?
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| Oh yes, you’re unemployed!
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| Me too. |
| I know what you mean
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| Someone began to discuss paranoia
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| When lightning destroyed half the room
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| With one blast
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| The last of us killed off the wine
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| And went home
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| Needless to say, the party broke up |