| There’s funny stuff happenin' in the Arklay Mountains
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| Far fetched
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| But when you see the proof
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| You can hardly doubt it
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| People acting animalistic
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| Cannibalistic
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| Bravo Team went in with a bag of ballistics
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| And now they’re missing
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| Now Alpha Team need to find them and to bring them back
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| Good job, we brought some sniffer dogs
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| Oh no, we’re being attacked
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| Crap, they want to eat us
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| A tactical retreat into this mansion
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| Will prevent us all from landin' up as meat
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| Now we can meet the team
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| Barry, Chris, Wesker, and Jill
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| Whos destiny’s to fulfill a plethora of exceptional kills
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| It’s best to be the best of the best in the business
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| Because there’s resident undead and your head’s on their hit list
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| Sick hominy grits
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| This zombie’s a bitch
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| And he kinda looks like the ex-head of Abercrombie and Fitch
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| We’ve lost communications
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| Contact the letting agent
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| This mansion’s in urgent need of heavy renovation
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| Bits of lead are penetratin' every wall I’m facin'
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| I see through the heavy rain into Umbrella Corporation
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| They’re creatin' a mutagenic agent named T-Virus
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| I see, that explains the stage displays of Miley Cyrus
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| We mustn’t let it spread and affect the rest of us
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| Nobody wants that
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| Except evidently Wesker does
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| He’s treacherous
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| Messed with us
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| The complex is set to bust
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| We’d best get the bus
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| Before the blast combusts our flesh to dust
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
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| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Now rewind twenty-four hours in time
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| So we can see what Alpha Team was sent
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| Into the deepest night to find
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| Bravo Team left the chopper crash site
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| To get on with their proper pastime
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| Pretty much like last time
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| Let me introduce Rebecca Chambers
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| A chick who steps on trains
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| Regardless of whether she’s in hecka danger
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| Seems she bought the wrong ticket
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| This could be a long trip
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| But where she’s going, she’s got a cellmate
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| A convict
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| Billy Coen
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| It’s like Con Air, but on rails
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| Smashin' barriers like record day-one sales
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| Strong gales fail to derail their aim from its target
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| To unveil and excavate the fate of James Marcus
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| From train rides to strange tidings sane minds
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| Can take down an umbrella under daylight
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| From train rides to strange tidin’s sane minds
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| Can take down an umbrella under daylight
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
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| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Two months have passed after the blast
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| And from the debris zombies are free
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| Lucky we brung in a rookie from the police
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| Enter Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield
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| A rare pair whose enemies will be left with heads peeled
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| This is not a nightmare, Claire, it’s dead real
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| And the remedy’s a red hot shot of lead
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| Pew!
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| This lady played along
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| Her name is Ada Wong
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| She came to take the G-Virus
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| And her infiltration game is strong
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| But it’s in the hands of an urchin called Sherry Birkin
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| Who’s under threat of hurtin' from every enemy lurkin'
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| So it’s time to make a break and face her great big dad
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| Take a train away to safety and escape the flamin' lab
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
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| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Elsewhere in the hell of Raccoon City
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| Jill Valentine’s back for a task that’s not too pretty
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| She’s here to prove the conspiracy regardin' Umbrella
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| But it’s too late, she needs to escape with Carlos Oliviera
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| They wrangle with foes and the most vicious of attacks
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| And untangle a plan to blow the city off the map
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| And whenever there’s a terrorist
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| Better get off of the premises
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| Ever so quick
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| No menace is relentless as Nemesis is
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| God damn, this is hella cocked up
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| Where the hell’s the helicopter?
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| Get a flare-up in the air
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| A better fare just went and rocked up
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| Hop in
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| Who the hell’s that hairy fellow dwellin' in the cockpit |
| Now watch the bomb hit and demolish the metropolis
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
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| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Now after all the commotion
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| Leon was forwarded for a promotion
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| To withdraw the daughter of POTUS
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| From the claws of an occult cult over the ocean
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| At home in Europa
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| And I can only assume soon their bones will be broken
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| Hmm, that’s strange
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| Now either we’ve played the wrong track
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| Or we may have got our facts wrong
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| And now Ada Wong’s back
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| She’s playing the game like Ong-Bak on a recovery mission
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| To retrieve a plague
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| That’ll leave you needin' the recovery position
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| A vicious parasite know as Plaga
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| Used as a recruitment tool by Los Illuminados
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| Leon gets the virus like the toolbar on a crap browser
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| And at the same time he has to fight his mate Jack Krauser
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| On a secret island where they find a device
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| To defeat the virus like the most minor of lice
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| Until surprise, surprise, a final violent fight, a tyrant dies
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| They ski and see the island’s fiery demise
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
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| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Flash to Chris Redfield, five years after that
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| He met Sheva Alomar on dispatch to Africa
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| She went back to tackle disasters
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| That happened in the aftermath
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| Of Umbrella’s dastardly plans
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| Sacrificial lambs
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| Tasked with apprehendin' a man
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| To prevent a bio-organic weapon
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| From hittin' the black market and spreading
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| They head in ever deeper, this region’s like hell
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| No surprise Wesker’s schemin' behind the scenes at Tricell
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| He and Excella are keen to accelerate the dissemination
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| Of a cellular agent with the aim of complete devastation
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| Chris and Sheva kill Excella, deal with Wesker
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| Then escape in a helicopter, they couldn’t have did it better
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| And I think of all the things that we’ve survived
|
| So givin' up has been out of conversation
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| My team and I fought through the blood loss
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| Chemical in your face and a shotgun
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| As you die *Gun Shot*
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| You will see us
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| Ride away
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| Resident Evil six
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| Is an action-adventure third-person shooter video game
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| Developed and published by Capcom
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| That is all I wish to say about Resident Evil six
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| At this point in time
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| Thank you |