| Mister Ford sez to Mister Firestone
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| When they meet at the old campground
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| «We will send out the news by wire and
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| Tell all the people what we have found
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| We can ask Thomas Alva Edison
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| Telephone Alexander Graham Bell
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| And if someone comes here with something to sell
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| Just make yourself clear and tell him to go straight to hell
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| Trade war!
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| For your peace and our protection
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| Give us speed and new direction
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| Someone needs to mind the store
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| Trade war!
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| As is mentioned in the Bible
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| Nations tend to what is tribal
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| Across the ocean white with foam
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| Spend your dollars here at home»
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| Mister Ford turns to MisterFirestone
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| «Well the nation has gotta roll
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| Time has come for the Yanks to load up the tanks
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| If a victory is our goal
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| To show the world all about free enterprize
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| Cut the competition down to size
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| We must make it a date to participate in cooperation
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| We are a nation at war
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| Trade war!
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| We are thinking of survival
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| At the brink with each new rival
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| Here to even up the score
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| Trade war!
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| Competition now is global
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| Give your country what is noble
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| If you’re an eagle you must soar
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| We are a nation as at war!
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| There’s a bomber up in the sky tonight
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| 'Cause the two brothers Wright took flight
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| Man has gone to the air to keep the world fair
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| Show the others where might makes right
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| When you look up in the wild blue yonder now
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| And see a star or a satellite
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| On a Yankee’s invention it may depend
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| So lend us your spirit bright!
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| Trade war!
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| Don’t sell land to the invader
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| Tell him come back maybe later
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| We don’t do that anymore
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| Trade war!
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| Thanks to our man Ronald Reagan
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| He is gone and we are begging
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| For just the interest on the loan
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| And calamity unknown
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| Trade war!
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| For our lands and independence
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| For our children and descendants
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| We must hold them at the door
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| Trade war!
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| And the sparks have started flying
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| Though your heart says you’re denying
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| Our love for all humanity
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| It’s what keeps us breathing free
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| Trade war!
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| Make it legal make it tender
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| May our nation not surrender oh no!
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| For just one race to rule the world
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| Keep that battle flag unfurled!» |