| I favour a good punishing kiss
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| It helps pass the lonely afternoon
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| Another stiff drink, wipe off that lipstick
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| For when you reach a certain age
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| All the most villainous men can be found on channel ten
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| I make them dance in attendance
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| we will be back in a minute or two
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| And he will punish that girl
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| Oh forget the reason
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| Just look at me Im lost in a social whirl
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| She was never so witty
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| Always struggling to be full of fun
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| on weekdays
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| From mid-day to one
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| In a little black cocktail dress everyone hates
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| Shell be saving the world inbetween fashion plates
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| I know what she gets up to in the back of that blacked out limousine
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| And I catch myself shouting at the screen
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| I think that its time to turn over
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| They say its harmless I know
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| A hundred and ten percent certain
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| Virtually real
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| If you need something to feel
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| Then favour a punishing kiss
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| It helps chase the wasted afternoons
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| The flowers and pearls
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| The long lost relations
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| That love sick tom-boy comes in bloom
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| The pointless heartache
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| That seems to belong in my blue room
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| Cant stand the suspense
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| The endless embraces
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| Each episode lends the silly pretence
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| Say I can look away when I will never miss it Starts with a joke
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| And ends with a punishing kiss |