Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Psychopathic Psychiatric Care, artist - Twiztid. Date of issue: 21.10.2012
Song language: English
Psychopathic Psychiatric Care |
| Skit: |
| Hello and welcome to Psychopathic Psychiatric Assistance! |
| Please listen to the automated menu and choose from the following options that |
| best fit your mood and/or symptoms |
| If you suffer from necrophilia press one, but we highly doubt you’re suffering |
| If you are obsessive compulsive, press two one hundred times |
| If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, and six |
| If you are delusional, press seven and your call will be transferred to Niberau |
| If you are co-dependent ask someone to press eight for you |
| If you are paranoid we know who you are, what you want, and we’re going to kill |
| you |
| Press nine and stay on line long enough so that we may trace your call |
| If you are depressive it really doesn’t matter which number you press because |
| no one cares about you and we don’t either |
| 71 717 171 press dyslexic are you if |
| If you have low self-esteem you should probly hang up as your call isn’t worth |
| our time |
| If you’re schizophrenic we’re confident the voices in your head will tell you |
| which secret number to press |
| If you have short-term memory loss do you seriously remember what you’re |
| calling about? |
| If you have a nervous disorder place your shaken hands on the phone and press |
| whatever numbers you can until you hear a… |