
Date of issue: 21.10.2012
Song language: English
Psychopathic Psychiatric Care |
Skit: |
Hello and welcome to Psychopathic Psychiatric Assistance! |
Please listen to the automated menu and choose from the following options that |
best fit your mood and/or symptoms |
If you suffer from necrophilia press one, but we highly doubt you’re suffering |
If you are obsessive compulsive, press two one hundred times |
If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, and six |
If you are delusional, press seven and your call will be transferred to Niberau |
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press eight for you |
If you are paranoid we know who you are, what you want, and we’re going to kill |
you |
Press nine and stay on line long enough so that we may trace your call |
If you are depressive it really doesn’t matter which number you press because |
no one cares about you and we don’t either |
71 717 171 press dyslexic are you if |
If you have low self-esteem you should probly hang up as your call isn’t worth |
our time |
If you’re schizophrenic we’re confident the voices in your head will tell you |
which secret number to press |
If you have short-term memory loss do you seriously remember what you’re |
calling about? |
If you have a nervous disorder place your shaken hands on the phone and press |
whatever numbers you can until you hear a… |
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