Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Turn On, Tune In And Switch Off, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song Starry Eyed And Bollock Naked, in the genre ПопTurn On, Tune In And Switch Off |
| Over to Bob for the weather and funnies |
| A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny |
| With a Valentines card from a ghost town that’s haunted |
| By the National Guard and America’s least wanted |
| Ciming up next we’ve got more global warming |
| And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming |
| A miracle diet of water a lettuce |
| Los Angeles riots, more after this message |
| In the next half an hour the jury with their verdict |
| Two bags of flour, a pig and a turnip |
| In the day of the jackarse in the year of the bing bong |
| They adjourned to the crackhouse for a beer and a sing song |
| If only you’ll stay to the end of this story |
| I’ll tell your mum and dad not to worry |
| I’ll love you forever when the TV is gone |
| And I’ll love you now when it’s on |
| The potatoes and meat from the heart of America |
| To the eyes and the teeth and the arsehole of everywhere |
| For the great of the good and the love of the nation |
| To the boys in the hoods with the crucifixation |
| Cabled and networked to the land of the plenty |
| Where the tables are set but the cupboards are empty |
| It’s sexy, it’s groovy, it’s big and it’s clever |
| Turn on, tune in and switch off forever |