Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sheriff Fatman (BBC In Concert), artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song BBC in Concert (15 July 1994), in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 05.11.2009
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
Sheriff Fatman (BBC In Concert) |
Now, Sheriff Fatman started out |
In business, a granny farmer |
He was infamous for fifteen minutes |
And he appeared on Panorama |
But then he somehow got himself on board |
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme |
With a Prince of Wales award |
For pushing Valium and amphetamines |
Moving up onto second base |
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface |
Six foot six and a hundred tons |
The undisputed king of the slum |
More aliases than Klaus Barbie |
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea |
Just about to take the stage |
The one and only, hold the front page |
Fatman’s got something to sell |
To the capitol’s homeless |
At the Crossroads Hotel |
For the no-fixed-abodeless |
Where you can live life in style |
You can sleep in a closet |
And if you flash him a smile |
He’ll take your teeth as deposit |
There’s bats in the belfry |
The windows are jammed |
The toilets ain’t healthy |
And he don’t give a damn |
He just chuckles and smiles |
Laughs like a madman |
Born again Rachman |
Here comes Sheriff Fatman |
With his Valium, amphetamines |
His sick notes and his phony prescriptions |
And just when you thought it was safe |
To go back into kitchen |
Dead legs and cracked heads |
Bunk-beds and breakfasts |
Hey, hey, hey, cherish one |
Moving up onto second base |
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface |
Six foot six and a hundred tons |
The undisputed king of slums |
More aliases than Klaus Barbie |
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea |
Just about to take the stage |
The one and only, hold the front page |
Moving up now to take the place |
Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface |
Six foot six and a hundred tons |
The undisputed king of the slums |
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie |
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea |
In a hatchback from Notre Dame |
The one and only Sheriff Fatman |
In goes another left hook and now I’m losing my patience |
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations |
He’s buying up houses for the has beens and helping |
From Lands End to South end to Chelsea |
There’s bats in the belfry |
The windows are jammed |
The toilets ain’t healthy |
He don’t give a damn |
He just chuckles and smiles |
Laughs like a madman |
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman |
Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps |