Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Stroke The Shaft, artist - Turbonegro. Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Stroke The Shaft |
| Stroke it, smoke it, make it glad |
| It’s not that hard |
| Scrub it, rub it, just sing along |
| It’s not that hard |
| Say it, pray it, turn on the mic |
| And work it like a child |
| Don’t talk to me about wasted youth |
| Like it’s going out of style |
| This is a pipe you cannot smoke |
| This is a beast that you may stroke |
| But in a case of emergency |
| Come on and stroke the shaft |
| Stroke the shaft, make it last |
| Not too fast, the head’s off limits |
| Grip the staff, alpha-mast |
| Cast a grasp, the head’s off limits |
| Scorch it, torch it |
| Make it blaze, man, that was rad |
| Stroke it, don’t choke it |
| Just provoke it, man that was bad, bad ass |
| This is a pipe you cannot smoke |
| This is a beast that you may stroke |
| But in a case of emergency |
| Break the glass and stroke the shaft |
| Stroke the shaft, make it last |
| Not too fast, the head’s off limits |
| Grip the staff, alpha-mast |
| Cast a grasp, the head’s off limits |
| Stroke the shaft, make it last |
| Not too fast, the head’s off limits |
| Grip the staff, razzmattazz |
| Alpha-mast, the head’s off limits |
| Do you remember too fast for love? |
| We fit together like hand in glove |
| We used to make shit levitate, baby, we were so |
| Gotta get my shaft stroked |