
Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
What Is Rock?! |
What is Rock? |
Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or of a man |
What is Rock? |
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist van |
What is Rock? |
Denim clad satanists making love in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie |
Thatchers prime |
What is Rock? |
Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of |
nine |
We keep on trucking why oh why? |
Spreading like cancer my oh my |
What is Rock? |
Backwards messages to boys and girls, to bring machine guns to the schools |
What is Rock? |
No I’m not talking about Canadian producer of 5th Metallica Pop Rock you fool |
What is Rock? |
Oh ACDC, Cleveland, Ohio, well basically it’s harder, heaver and slightly more |
blues based than pop. |
What is Rock? |
Historians keep nagging about Fun House but me? |
I think Kill City is where it’s |
at. |
After decades of Indie and House |
Six cats from Oslo killed the mouse |
We saved rock n roll |
All on our own, and forced the toll on rock and roll |
We saved rock n roll |
With our bare hands, we saved that god damned rock n roll… |
So skål! |
But it ain’t for free |
We got a crew that are our employees |
They need to be catered, got their own nice bus |
They got worthy lives thanks to us |
And this wait at the airport to pick up my bags |
Feeling so tired, I could lay down and die |
Runes walking on stage and plays the wrong chord |
Roadies laughing so hard they’re wiping their eyes |
Many of them skilled musicians, multiracial and tattooed |
But we’re the main attraction, goddamn it! |
Those guys ain’t got a clue! |
After the show sometimes we Friday nights, together in the dark back lounge |
Pat each others shoulders, try to groove on a feeling, digging the old school |
sounds |
We ride and ride into the night and the temperature’s getting hot |
But somehow the chemistry’s ain’t that right cause we’re doing blow and they |
smoke pot! |
We saved rock n roll |
All on our own, and forced the toll on rock n roll |
We saved rock n roll |
With our bare hands, we saved that goddamned rock n roll |
Where do we go from here, what can we do? |
We can go left, we can go right |
Or you can go down on me |
What are we doing here? |
What’s important to life? |
My generation? |
My wife? |
Wow what is rock? |
I don’t care! |
Where’s the cash? |
Where’s the cash? |
The money the money the money money money |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Hurry Up & Die | 2018 |
Prince Of The Rodeo | 2006 |
The Age Of Pamparius | 2006 |
Selfdestructo Bust | 2006 |
Get It On | 2006 |
I Got Erection | 2006 |
Back To Dungaree High | 2006 |
Sailor Man | 2006 |
Rock Against Ass | 2006 |
Boys From Nowhere | 2006 |
Rendezvous With Anus | 2006 |
I Got A Knife | 2011 |
Denim Demon | 2006 |
Zillion Dollar Sadist | 2006 |
No, I`m Alpha Male | 2006 |
Good Head | 2006 |
Humiliation Street | 2006 |
Monkey On Your Back | 2006 |
Are You Ready (For Some Darkness) | 2006 |
Shake Your Shit Machine | 2011 |