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Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Scandinavian Leather
Song language: English
Oslo Bloodbath Pt. III: The Ballad Of Gerda And Tore |
Two transvestites — Norway style — |
Hit it off — |
Pretty good for a while — |
Shared a mutual — |
Interest in crime — |
The odds were — |
Looking fine at the time — |
Turning tricks — |
In most eastern cities — |
Where pills are queen — |
And the romance is shitty — |
Invested profits — |
In an import-racket — |
Life was good — |
As so was the market — |
But, a good thing — |
Can not last forever — |
A dark cloud — |
Seldom roams alone — |
You know they’d seen it all before — |
A German shepard — |
At their door — |
Who ever died of a broken heart… anyway? |
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Jeg vil ligge med deg Gerda (I want to sleep with you Gerda) — |
Jeg yil Ligge med deg (I want to sleep with you) — |
Business was getting swell — |
They moved their units — |
Doing better then well — |
In half a year — |
From rags to riches — |
Branched out — |
All the way to Pattaya — |
Their love was strong — |
They felt they coulnd’t get higher — |
They moved in circles — |
Reserved for the few — |
She smiled at her — |
Even know they knew that — |
A good thing — |
Can not last forever — |
A dark cloud — |
Seldom roams alone — |
You know they’d seen it all before — |
A German shepard — |
At their door — |
Who ever died of a broken heart… anyway? |
- |
Time past like water under the bridge — |
The cash was flowing — |
But they were losing the thrill — |
To cool off — |
Gerda took a trip back home — |
But found it hard — |
Being so all alone — |
Was tempted hard — |
And in the end she caved in — |
To a man with a beard — |
Operating out of Rykkinn — |
Bad news reached Tore — |
She flew back enraged — |
Bought a gun — |
And found them naked — |
On the floor at Tyen — |
All strung out on come — |
Boom boom bye bye — |
A good thing — |
Can not last forever — |
A dark cloud — |
Seldom roams alone — |
You know they’d seen it all before — |
A German shepard — |
At their door — |
Who ever died of a broken heart… anyway? |
- |
Because she looked so good in blue — |
Runny make-up and missing a shoe — |
Her scarlet blood baby covering the floor — |
I ran terrified towards the door — |
I am just a denim boy — |
I am just a denim boy — |
Gerda laying face down — |
In her newly found love’s boudoir dead — |
Tore tried to explain — |
To the handsome young police officer — |
«Most rooms have four walls and a ceiling — |
But sometimes the floor is missing — |
And this makes me very angry" — |
«Who would ever think — |
A Sunday evening in Oslo, Norway — |
Could be so sad and grey?" — |
The policeman replied, feeling most intelligent — |
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