| Got your message on the telephone
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| I’m drinking cheap wine on my own
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| I’m coming over in an hour or two
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| You want my body and I want you too
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| Climaxing on a Friday night
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| We’re doing all right, we see the bright lights
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| Getting laid but the party ain’t over
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| So grab the booty and the rock and roller
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| So get up and prance
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| Shake your shit machine, take a chance
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| On your Seventeenth, oh yeah
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| Put some pressure on me
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| Shake your shit machine
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| Your junkie neighbor stole your stereo
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| So let’s go wild and see the show
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| I wanna hear some of that heavy shit
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| You bite your lip 'cause ya can’t get enough of it
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| Everybody’s out in the street
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| Jim and Georgio, Kim and Keith
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| They want no hassle because they dazzle
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| Like cowboy assholes they swing their lasso’s
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| Get up and prance
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| Shake your shit machine, take a chance
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| On a denim marie, oh god
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| Must be means
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| Shake your shit machine
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| Now listen
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| All you boys
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| Slam that shit
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| Now listen
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| Oh baby oh baby
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| Get up and prance
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| Shake your shit machine, come on
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| All you hairy queens, oh yeah
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| 'Cause I’m creaming my cheese
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| Shake your shit machine
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| Get up and prance
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| Shake your shit machine, shake your glands
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| In a fresh canteen, oh yeah
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| Down with your Eire new jeans
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| Shake your shit machine
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| Shake, shake your shit machine
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| Shake, shake your shit machine
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| Shake, shake your shit machine
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| Shake your shit machine
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| Shake it |