Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hell Toupèe, artist - Turbonegro. Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Song language: English
Hell Toupèe |
| Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man |
| See I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans |
| I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone |
| It’s hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog |
| Night is falling, the curtain’s calling |
| my bio-clock is ticking, so fast |
| And it’s gonna be Hell-Toupee, can’t stand losing my hair this way |
| Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way |
| Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump |
| It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and it’s terrible fate |
| Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs |
| stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I’m stuck googling for wigs |
| Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast |
| And it’s gonna be Hell Toupee |
| Can’t stand losing my hair this way |
| Hell Toupee, Not now no way |
| Hell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay great |
| But it’s way too late |
| Hell Toupee, Razor blade, it’s genocide on my head today |
| Hell toupee, don’t fade away, not now no way |