| Grif: Uh, what is happening right now?
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| Church: I don’t know, I just know that I hate it
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| Sheila: Where is that music coming from?
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| Donut: Come on everybody; |
| let’s shake it out!
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| Doc: Well alright, a peaceful resolution
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| Sheila: Set cannon to: Funk. |
| (SHAKE — THAT)
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| Church: Tucker, what the hell are you doing?
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| Tucker: I can’t help it, something’s taking over!
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| Sheila: Oh yeah, move those treads!
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| Donut: Everybody do-do the Chupacabra!
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| Sheila: Boosting initiated
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| Sheila: NANANANANANANA-NANANANANANAN…
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| Church: What the fuck is happening right now?
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| Donut: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do the Chupa! |
| Do-do-do-do-ah-ah do the Chupa!
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| Donut: Do the chup-do the chup-do the chup-do the-
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| Sarge: Donut? |
| Donut!
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| Donut: Huh?
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| Grif: What the hell was that?
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| Donut: Uh, I was telling the story of Blood Gulch
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| Tucker: What kind of messed up world do you live in?
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| Epsilon: I don’t know, I think he captured me pretty well
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| Simmons: Donut, none of that shit ever happened!
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| Donut: Well, maybe not in your version. |
| I decided to spice things up!
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| Add a little pizzazz. |
| The original version was so boring: all we ever did was
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| stand around and talk! |