Lyrics Leonard's Lament - Trocadero

Leonard's Lament

Another day I’m stuck here, another day goes by
Another day I ask myself: why do I even try
These shitheads all around me?
They poke and prod and pry
Sometimes I wish that I’d just…
Die!
Tucker: Oh, come on, Church.
Your life’s not that bad
Caboose: Yeah!
Plus you already died once
Church: And whose fault was that, Caboose?
Caboose: Tucker did it
Tucker: Sheila did it!
Sheila: I would rather not get involved in this
Church: All of you shut up!
You want to know about my life?
I’ll tell you
My 9 to 5 is filled with misery
My girlfriend’s always such a bitch to me
I think my death count’s pushing three
I just don’t get how this is hard to see
And as I lie awake at night?
I. Just.
Want.
To.
DIE!
Tucker: Oh please!
You’re overly dramatic
Doc: You’re clearly, asymptomatic
Sheila: Your life is hardly, that traumatic
Caboose: But your girlfriend is half aquatic…
Church: Y’know, I think I change my mind.
I, wish, you’d, all, DIE!
No, really, guys- shut up
I had a whole song planned
Shut up!
Shut up!
Just shut the fuck up!
Living here’s not going well!
This canyons my detention cell!
I feel the need to scream and yell!
I wish that you’d all BURN IN HELL!
Oh, oh, and it gets worse!
I have been to jury duty 37 times!
I always get the
middle seat on flights!
Last year, no one wished me happy birthday!
Fuck all of you!
Fuck everyone!
And fuck this fucking song!