Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Artwork of Youth, artist - Trampolene. Date of issue: 26.10.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Artwork of Youth |
| Alisha Pitson was the first girl I ever fancied |
| Jamie Morrison was the first boy I ever fancied |
| Michael Warren was the first boy I punched in the face |
| Amy Page was the first girl to save me after I smashed my head open |
| Craig Thomas was the first boy I saw bosh a load of drugs |
| Alex Driscoll was the one with the breasts bigger than her head |
| Scott Thyer was the first kid I saw bully a teacher |
| Let me shave her pussy, what a darling |
| Lee Maunder was banned from playing in the cup final |
| Holy Evans could touch her tongue with her nostrils |
| Alex Wilkins made me realise you don’t have to be smart to pull girls |
| It’s more useful to be big |
| Mrs. Hanford was the first teacher to give me two hundred lines |
| I still love her, what a woman |
| Deri Wilson is my skinny brother with a massive cock |
| (He could mix a mull in his) Concaved chest |
| Tells his mother to fuck off |
| Was the first girl to get fingered in my science lesson |
| Now that’s biology for you |
| (Hayley Davies was the second) |
| Will Riley was the first boy to smoke a spiff before class |
| Will Riley was also the first person to get a blowjob before class |
| Nicky Pro was the first person smart enough to block the hydra slide |
| Danielle French was the first girl to make so hard I learned how to swim |
| Robert Smith made sure I never got a look in |
| Will Atkinson was the first boy to lose his virginity |
| Mary Richards was the first girl who gave me pains in my chest |
| Fat Terry fell over when we kicked the ball at him |
| Kyle Clutterbuck went to jail first |
| Linzi Crooker was the first person that didn’t invite me to her party |
| Lisa Carmichael was the first girl I asked out |
| Hussain Latif was the first person to make me laugh my head off |
| I was the first to get out |
| Thank fuck for that |