Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Uncle Brian's Abattoir, artist - Trampolene. Date of issue: 20.05.2020
Song language: English
Uncle Brian's Abattoir |
| My uncle Brian's abattoir |
| If you ever go insane |
| Artificial, weak, or vain |
| Dangle dew drops from your hooter |
| Fall in love with your computer |
| You can put your life to rights |
| If you ever develop warts |
| Or have anti-socials thoughts |
| If your face is full of lines |
| A mess with unexploded minds |
| You can put your life to rights |
| When your brain needs Polyfilla |
| Get me that humane killer |
| And we'll toddle off afar |
| To my uncle Brian's abattoir |
| Uncle Brian's abattoir |
| Uncle Brian's abattoir |
| If you ever lose the fuse |
| That's little Joe just singin' the blues |
| In his orthopaedic shoes |
| If your body is weak and your mind is wrong |
| If you've forgotten the words to your favourite song |
| You can put your life to rights |
| If you can't tell arse from elbow |
| Can't tell a penguin from a cello |
| You can put your life to rights |
| When your brain needs Polyfilla |
| Get me that humane killer |
| And we'll toddle off beyond far |
| To my uncle Brian's abattoir |
| Get me that humane killer |
| And we'll toddle off afar |
| To my uncle Brian's abattoir |
| Uncle Brian's abattoir |
| Uncle Brian's abattoir |