
Date of issue: 05.02.1995
Record label: Sanctuary Records Group
Song language: English
Ivy's Lurid Lips |
Looking at her reflection, |
Ivy thought, I’ll shock Don |
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done, |
You’ll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me But they all grimace, an insult to the human race |
A wifey with Mick Jagger’s face |
Lurid lips, Ivy’s…lurid lips Ivy’s |
Ivy’s, Ivy’s lips are a bleedin’disgrace |
Lurid lips, Ivy’s…lurid lips Ivy’s |
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks |
Ivy’s lips gotta chipmunks face |
Ivy took the chance |
Ordered her lip implants |
Now she worships her kingsize lips |
But her three grand gob |
Cost Ivy her job |
Now Ivy’s lost her loot |
Ivy is destitute |
Ivy’s lips got Ivy the boot |
Ivy Ivy… |
…Lurid lips… |
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