| There’s a bloke from Hereford Road
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| Who really makes me groan,
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| Everyday he’s at the door
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| Or on the telephone
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| Why can’t he just go away
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| And leave me here alone
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| In the pictures in the pub
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| No one can ever know
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| Just how much a pest he is He’s everywhere I go CHORUS:
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| It’s not fair he’s always there
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| Everywhere I go Neal’s there,
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| How do you deal with dddd deal with
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| It’s not fair Neal’s everywhere I go It’s not fair he’s always there
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| Everywhere I go Neal’s there
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| How do you deal with ddd deal with Neal.
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| Everyday I cannot eat my grub
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| Or drink or sleep
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| Everyday Neal pulls up in his car
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| And goes beep beep
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| What am I supposed to do About this bloomin creep
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| Everyday I look outside
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| To see if Neal’s about
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| Everyday he’s there without a doubt
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| CHORUS
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| It doesn’t matter where I go Neal will be there I know
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| Neal is not a man
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| He’s mice I know |