| Fat Bob does not wash or scrub
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| HE’S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE
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| When will Fat Bob use the sink?
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| WE CAN’T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!
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| (Chorus:)
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| A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET
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| 50 DROP DEADY… BOBBY BOBBY
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| QUICK QUICK QUICK IT’S FAT BOB’S FEET
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| THERE’S NOWT MORE DEADLY.
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| Fat Bob’s not cleaned his socks yet
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| HE’S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE
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| Spray Fat Bob’s feet with fungicide
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| HE’S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE
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| (Chorus)…
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| (Guitar Bit)…
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| Tyne & Wear have got the blues
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| The end is nigh on the Look North news
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| Fat Bob’s taken off his shooooooes
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| (Chorus)
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| It only takes one wiff. |