Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ernie Had A Hernia, artist - Toy Dolls. Date of issue: 31.12.2001
Song language: English
Ernie Had A Hernia |
| Too much nosh & too much booze |
| He spent all night in the bog with the blues |
| An aching head, intoxicated |
| He didn’t even know he was constipated |
| He forced & he frowned |
| He pushed & he stained |
| But on the toilet seat he remained |
| He let out a shout as he passed out |
| & his gut was rearranged |
| No walks in the park |
| No drinks, no grub |
| He can’t embark on a trip to the pub |
| He sits in the dark |
| And says don’t trouble me |
| No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
| He can’t sneeze like you normally can |
| They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff |
| He turns green when they make him laugh |
| Ernie had a. |
| Ernie had a… |
| Hernia, a hernie |
| Ernie had a. |
| Ernie had a… |
| Hernia, a hernie… |
| He had a hernia |
| He can’t stand up, her can’t lie flat |
| The torment in his tummy preventing that |
| He can’t sit down, can’t go anywhere |
| The devil in his belly proving too much to bear |
| He can’t go out & he can’t stay in |
| Oh what’s it all about? |
| He just can’t win |
| No chance of a bath |
| Or to see the lavatory for him |
| No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
| He can’t sneeze like you normally can… |
| Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin |
| An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin |
| Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in |
| No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
| He can’t sneeze like you normally can |
| They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff |
| He turns green when they make him laugh |
| Ernie had a. |
| Ernie had a… |
| Hernia, a hernie |
| Ernie had a. |
| Ernie had a… |
| Hernia, a hernie… |
| He had a hernia |
| Ernia had a… |
| He had a hernia |