
Date of issue: 31.12.2001
Song language: English
Ernie Had A Hernia |
Too much nosh & too much booze |
He spent all night in the bog with the blues |
An aching head, intoxicated |
He didn’t even know he was constipated |
He forced & he frowned |
He pushed & he stained |
But on the toilet seat he remained |
He let out a shout as he passed out |
& his gut was rearranged |
No walks in the park |
No drinks, no grub |
He can’t embark on a trip to the pub |
He sits in the dark |
And says don’t trouble me |
No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
He can’t sneeze like you normally can |
They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff |
He turns green when they make him laugh |
Ernie had a. |
Ernie had a… |
Hernia, a hernie |
Ernie had a. |
Ernie had a… |
Hernia, a hernie… |
He had a hernia |
He can’t stand up, her can’t lie flat |
The torment in his tummy preventing that |
He can’t sit down, can’t go anywhere |
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear |
He can’t go out & he can’t stay in |
Oh what’s it all about? |
He just can’t win |
No chance of a bath |
Or to see the lavatory for him |
No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
He can’t sneeze like you normally can… |
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin |
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin |
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in |
No one sees he’s a ruptured man |
He can’t sneeze like you normally can |
They’re all mean, they’re all riff raff |
He turns green when they make him laugh |
Ernie had a. |
Ernie had a… |
Hernia, a hernie |
Ernie had a. |
Ernie had a… |
Hernia, a hernie… |
He had a hernia |
Ernia had a… |
He had a hernia |
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