| Axel: lnspector T, how you doing?
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| Todd: Where the fuck you been, Foley? |
| And what the fuck is this?
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| Axel: It’s a blue slip
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| Todd: Why the hell you need $ 1, 000 for?
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| Axel: A little flash money…
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| Todd: Flash money? |
| Well let’s see here… $ 2,000 for a suit. |
| $ 200 for a tie.
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| A requisition order for a Ferrari. |
| I don’t want to see anymore of these blue
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| slips. |
| When am I gonna see some arrest slips?
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| Axel: I know that you’re getting upset. |
| And I know that you have reason to be
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| upset but let me tell you something, chief, I am close. |
| I am so close now.
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| I’m closer than I’ve been and it’s making me crazy. |
| Because I can smell it.
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| It’s in the air, and I can smell it. |
| Do you smell it? |
| Cuz' I smell it
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| Todd: All I smell is bullshit. |
| For six months I’ve been pouring money down into
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| a bottomless hole. |
| Where are the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?
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| Axel: Wait a second, look, I just thought that if there was a problem…
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| Todd: Don’t think, Axel! |
| Makes my dick itch. |
| The truth is, this department’s
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| fronted you a fortune. |
| And my ass is on the line! |
| I OK’d all this shit.
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| Must have been out of my fucking mind to keep letting you talk me into to all
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| this shit. |
| But I can’t pull out without a bust or I’m finished. |
| But I promise
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| you, I won’t go down alone. |
| I’m gonna give you three days. |
| If I don’t see some
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| results, I gonna cover my own ass. |
| How do you like that arrangement?
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| Axel: If I only have three days, I have to go deep undercover. |
| I’m undercover
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| deep now. |
| This is deep
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| But I’m going deeper. |
| I don’t want no more money or nothin' but I’m going deep,
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| deep, deep, deep undercover. |
| So you sign that for me and I’m going so deep,
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| sir, you not even know where I -- people gonna try to page me and be Axel?
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| No Axel cuz' I’m gonna be deep undercover
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| Todd: I’m tired of your bullshit, Foley. |
| You got three days. |
| If I don’t see
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| some results by then, I’m gonna grind your ass into dog meat. |
| You got that?
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| Axel: Deal. |
| I’ll have a dog-meat ass. |
| Now could you please sign my
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| authorization for my flash money?
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| Todd: Flash money! |
| Just make sure nothing happens to that Ferrari.
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| That’s a $ 50,000 automobile, you know
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| Axel: Oh no, no no. |
| It’s $ 67,000. |
| And it’s fast. |
| It goes from 100 to 150 in
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| like…
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| Todd: You just better make sure nothing happens to it
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| Axel: Don’t worry about a thing. |
| Car’s safe. |
| I’m driving the car.
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| No one else will be in the car but me. |
| 24 hours a day I will be in the car.
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| I will sleep, eat, drink, shit… No, I ain’t going to shit. |
| You thought I was
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| going to shit… Do I look like shittin' in a car? |
| No I ain’t gonna shit.
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| Don’t worry about a thing though. |
| I am on the job, don’t worry about a thing.
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| I am on the job!
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| Todd: That’s what I’m afraid of! |