| Ladies and gentlemen, Harry’s Harbour Bizarre is proud to present
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| Under the Big Top tonight, Human Oddities
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| That’s right, you’ll see the Three Headed Baby
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| You’ll see Hitler’s brain
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| See Lea Graff, the German midget who sat in J.P. Morgan’s lap
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| You’ll see Priscilla Bajano, the monkey woman
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| Jo Jo the dog face boy
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| Jim Milton Malone, the human skeleton
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| See Grace McDaniels, the mule faced woman
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| And she’s the homeliest woman in the world
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| Under the Big Top tonight, never before seen
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| And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
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| Don’t forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto
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| All sales are final
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| Void where prohibited by law
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| You’ll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
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| You’ll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
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| He walks on his hands, he has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
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| See Gerd Bessler, the human pincushion
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| And don’t forget it’s Ladies' Night here at Harry’s Harbour Bizarre
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| You’ll see Ko Ko the bird girl
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| Mortando, the human fountain
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| Step a little closer ladies and gentlemen and don’t be shy
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| Dig deep in your pockets
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| You’ll see Radion the human torso
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| Deep from the jungles of Africa
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| Ladies and Gentlemen
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| Harry’s Harbor Bizarre
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| Ladies and Gentlemen
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| Harry’s Harbor Bizarre |