
Date of issue: 31.12.1984
Record label: The Island Def Jam
Song language: English
Cemetery Polka |
Uncle Vernon |
Uncle Vernon |
Independent as a Hog on ice |
He’s a big shot down there |
At the slaughterhouse |
He plays accordion |
For Mr. Weiss |
Uncle Bittmore and |
Uncle William |
Made a Million during |
World War II |
But they’re tightwads |
And they’re |
Cheap skates |
And they’ll never give a dime to you |
Auntie Mame |
Has gone |
Insane |
She lives in The doorway of an old hotel |
And the |
Radio’s playing opera and |
All she ever says |
Is go to Hell. |
Uncle Violet |
Flew as pilot |
He said there |
Ain’t no pretty |
Girls in France |
Now he runs a Tiny little |
Bookie joint they say |
He never |
Keeps it in his pants |
Uncle Bill |
Will never leave a will |
And the tumour is as Big as an egg |
He has a mistress |
She’s a Puerto Rican |
And I heard she has |
A wooden leg. |
Uncle Phil |
Can’t live without his pills |
He has emphysema and |
He’s almost blind |
And we must find out |
Where the money is Get it now |
Before he loses his mind |
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