| Like, OMG, Penny, have you seen how Brad stares at me?
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| I know, Claire. |
| Stare-les the Clown!
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| Stare Master!
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| He’s so sterile!
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| Oh, my God (Awkward!)
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| Trevor does the same thing, it’s like, give me some hair-flip room
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| I know, right? |
| He’s the star of Ew: The Musical
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| Ew-ie the Movie!
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| Love you; |
| mean it!
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| (Muah!)
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| We go together like ramma-lamma-ding-dong
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| I’ve got a finger that you can put a ring on
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| You followed me, I knew we’d be forever
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| I poured my heart out in 140 letters
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| You and me, meant to be
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| Be my Man-Crush Monday
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| You’re so sweet, click retweet
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| If you think I am the one, babe
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| Went to send, clicked again
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| But you unfriended me, wow, boy
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| If you’re listenin' now, boy
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| I bust the windows out your car
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| Baby, and it felt so good
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| Wrote my name on your 'stang
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| Like Carrie Underwood
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| We were supposed to be
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| The new Jay-Z and Bey
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| Just like Brad and Miss Jolie
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| But you unfollowed me
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| Tell me why
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| You unfollowed me (Why?)
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| You unfollowed me (Why?)
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| You unfollowed me
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| Woah-oh-MG
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| You unfollowed me (I'm so pissed)
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| You unfollowed me (I'm about to have a BF)
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| You unfollowed me
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| Woah-oh-MG
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| I noticed Trevor staring at me from his locker
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| It’s totes whatever, it’s not really a shocker
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| Gave him my digits and this little thing I painted
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| A lovely portrait of us on the beach naked—what?
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| You and me, meant to be
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| Be my Man-Crush Monday
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| You’re so sweet, click retweet
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| If you think I am the one, babe
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| Went to send, clicked again
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| But you unfriended me, wow, boy
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| Hope you’re listenin' now, boy
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| I bust the windows out your car
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| Baby, and it felt so good
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| Wrote my name on your 'stang
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| Like Carrie Underwood
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| We were supposed to be
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| The new Jay-Z and Bey
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| Just like Brad and Miss Jolie
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| But you unfollowed me
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| Tell me why
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| You unfollowed me (Why?)
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| You unfollowed me (You're gonna regret this)
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| You unfollowed me (I'm the best you ever had)
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| Woah-oh-MG (I'm so good)
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| You unfollowed me (Look at me)
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| You unfollowed me (I said look at me!)
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| You unfollowed me
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| Woah-oh-MG
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| You think you’re cooler than us? |
| LOL
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| Um, you should do less thinks
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| You might be smarter
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| (But you’re balding and your breath stinks)
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| (We don’t have time for your reindeer games)
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| (You have no followers anyway)
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| (Your new girlfriend’s got camel lips)
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| (And you need to shave your nips)
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| Oh, my God! |
| Nips! |
| It’s short for nipples!
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| Hahaha, oh, my god! |
| It’s so gross!
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| I bust the windows out your car
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| Baby, and it felt so good
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| Wrote my name on your 'stang
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| Like Carrie Underwood
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| We were supposed to be
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| The new Jay-Z and Bey
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| Just like Brad and Miss Jolie
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| But you unfollowed me
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| Tell my why
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| You post too many Throwback Thursdays anyways
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| I know, right? |
| That’s like so yesterday
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| And what’s up with that pimple convention on his five-head?
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| Say it with me: (Facetune!)
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| Hashtag: loser
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| Hashtag: we are never getting back together
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| Hashtag: too many hashtags
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| Hashtag: moving on to bigger and better things
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| Hashtag: we don’t like you anyways
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| Hashtag: I am important
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| Hashtag: we could do better
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| Hashtag: I hate myself
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| Hashtag: bye, Felicia, hahaha
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| Hahahaha, oh, my God
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| Hashtag: this song is over
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| Hahahaha |