
Date of issue: 28.04.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Todrick Hall
Song language: English
Meow |
Yo, I was bored in the house just minding my business |
So I put on Netflix and what did I witness |
Yo, I haven’t seen nothing crazy like that |
Since Luka Magnotta in Don’t Fuck With Cats |
And I don’t even know why I was being a wuss |
I never seen a gay man with a passion for puss |
So I said thank you, coronavirus |
For giving us the gay Billy Ray Cyrus |
Anyway |
It was hypnotic, it was exotic |
And when Carole killed her husband it was ironic |
And when Joe and John were kissing it was like vomit |
Got a whole lotta guns with a lot o' bullets |
Take a whole lotta ego to rock a mullet |
Got a 4-toothed husband with a sex bod |
Is he a hillbilly or a sex god? |
What the fuck am I even watching? |
Don’t wanna finish but I just can’t stop it |
Am I obsessed with this crazy white man |
And oh shit! |
Did that tiger just eat his fucking head? |
Here pussy, pussy, pussy |
Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur |
Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch |
Pussy, meow |
When you meet Carole Baskin you’ll be askin' |
What’s the last thing her rich hubby saw |
Was it a pretty little chica from Costa Rica |
Or was it just a tiger claw |
She’ll take the money and |
His mama not gon' get paid |
She thought that she’d get away |
But then they opened the case |
Damn, lock her up, cuz she gon' bite |
That bitch Carole Baskin, not tonight |
Love a girl lickin' on a tiger bone |
It’s your quarantine queen so stay at home |
Kitty needs a rescue, PETA be damned |
Don’t misgender baby daddy is a trans man |
Guess Joe’s done with the guns |
Singing in a cage, now that should be fun |
Carole is Baskin under the sun |
She got 99 tigers fed her husband to one |
What the fuck am I even watching? |
Don’t wanna finish but I just can’t stop it |
Am I obsessed with this crazy white man |
And oh shit! |
Did that tiger just eat his fucking head? |
Here pussy, pussy, pussy |
Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur |
Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch |
Pussy, meow |
One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four |
John ain’t missing teeth no more |
Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight |
Johnny had a dinner date |
One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four |
John ain’t missing teeth no more |
Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight |
Johnny had a dinner date |
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Papi ft. Nicole Scherzinger | 2017 |
Wig | 2019 |
Attention | 2019 |
Bells, Bows, Gifts, Trees | 2020 |
Dem Beats ft. RuPaul | 2018 |
Green ft. Perez Hilton | 2017 |
Fag | 2019 |
Amen | 2019 |
Dripeesha ft. Tiffany Haddish | 2019 |
The Wizard of Ahhhs ft. Pentatonix | 2021 |
Mask, Gloves, Soap, Scrubs | 2020 |
Chapstick ft. Trixie Mattel | 2019 |
Low ft. RuPaul | 2017 |
No Place Like Home | 2017 |
Werk out | 2020 |
Cake Pop | 2019 |
Two | 2019 |
Expensive | 2017 |