| Yo, I was bored in the house just minding my business
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| So I put on Netflix and what did I witness
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| Yo, I haven’t seen nothing crazy like that
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| Since Luka Magnotta in Don’t Fuck With Cats
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| And I don’t even know why I was being a wuss
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| I never seen a gay man with a passion for puss
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| So I said thank you, coronavirus
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| For giving us the gay Billy Ray Cyrus
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| Anyway
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| It was hypnotic, it was exotic
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| And when Carole killed her husband it was ironic
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| And when Joe and John were kissing it was like vomit
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| Got a whole lotta guns with a lot o' bullets
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| Take a whole lotta ego to rock a mullet
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| Got a 4-toothed husband with a sex bod
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| Is he a hillbilly or a sex god?
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| What the fuck am I even watching?
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| Don’t wanna finish but I just can’t stop it
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| Am I obsessed with this crazy white man
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| And oh shit! |
| Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?
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| Here pussy, pussy, pussy
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| Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur
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| Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch
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| Pussy, meow
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| When you meet Carole Baskin you’ll be askin'
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| What’s the last thing her rich hubby saw
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| Was it a pretty little chica from Costa Rica
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| Or was it just a tiger claw
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| She’ll take the money and
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| His mama not gon' get paid
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| She thought that she’d get away
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| But then they opened the case
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| Damn, lock her up, cuz she gon' bite
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| That bitch Carole Baskin, not tonight
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| Love a girl lickin' on a tiger bone
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| It’s your quarantine queen so stay at home
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| Kitty needs a rescue, PETA be damned
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| Don’t misgender baby daddy is a trans man
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| Guess Joe’s done with the guns
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| Singing in a cage, now that should be fun
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| Carole is Baskin under the sun
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| She got 99 tigers fed her husband to one
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| What the fuck am I even watching?
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| Don’t wanna finish but I just can’t stop it
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| Am I obsessed with this crazy white man
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| And oh shit! |
| Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?
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| Here pussy, pussy, pussy
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| Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur
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| Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch
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| Pussy, meow
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| One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four
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| John ain’t missing teeth no more
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| Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight
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| Johnny had a dinner date
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| One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four
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| John ain’t missing teeth no more
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| Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight
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| Johnny had a dinner date |