| Uh, is this thing on?
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| Ok, here I go
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| COVID-19 just slapped me and my plans were all ruined
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| I got this app just to see what everybody was doing
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| And I’m a quite shy guy but I was feeling so shameless
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| Posted a vid online, now I’m internet famous
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| Look, I’m on TikTok
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| Check out my TikTok
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| All of a sudden, I think I can do some hip-hop
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| I’ve been so savage since I learned this little hip pop
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| I had on this top, now check out this top
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| Follow my tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Follow my TikTok
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| I woke up the next day and my vids were trending
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| I said, «Mom, look I’m a star»
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| She said, «Stop pretending»
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| I got famous on a Wednesday
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| Showed my mom on Thursday
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| She was posting vids by Friday
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| Because she’s so hella thirsty
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| Now she’s on TikTok
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| My mom’s on TikTok
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| My mom’s so gangster
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| You should see her little crip walk
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| She did a body roll
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| She said, «Is this hot?»
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| I said, «It's so not, now could you please stop?»
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| Check out our tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Follow our TikTok
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| Now my Mom and I were famous
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| And our family was jealous
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| They said «Hey, you guys got TikTok?
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| Why didn’t you tell us?»
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| So now the whole family is dancing
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| It’s as bad as it gets
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| We’re the freakin' frackin' Brady Bunch
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| Even the pets
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| We’re all on TikTok
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| Yay, we’re on TikTok
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| All of a sudden my whole family’s doing hip-hop
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| We all lean, lean, lean, lean
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| Then we rock, rock
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| Our hips go pop, pop
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| But our doors stay lock, locked
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| Check out our tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-tik (tok)
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| Follow our TikTok
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| Hey, how y’all doin?
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| Um, the song’s over so, like, yeah |