Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shitty Golfer, artist - Toby Keith. Date of issue: 20.07.2017
Song language: English
Shitty Golfer |
| I’m a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife |
| I’ve been out there hacking every day of my life |
| I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters |
| And new taylormade driver didn’t make me any better |
| Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin |
| I roll 'em in the bunker’s man, I hit 'em again |
| Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek |
| I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street |
| Yeah, I’m two 45 right down the middle |
| And I’ll miss the green, to the left just a little |
| Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together |
| Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather |
| If you call that good, and let me press on the side |
| You can put me down for a fight |
| Hey, I’m a shitty golfer, most of us are |
| But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars |
| What else you gonna do? |
| When you’re out of town |
| And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round |
| Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach |
| And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83 |
| If I live long enough to be 88 |
| I think I’ll celebrate it by shooting my age |
| Yeah, I’m two 45 right down the middle |
| And I’ll miss the green, to the left just a little |
| Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together |
| Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather |
| And if you call that good, and let me press on the side |
| You can put me down for a fight, oh yeah |
| You can put me down for a fight |