| Oh yeah
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| In San Bernardino I was running behind
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| I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind
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| And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA
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| I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
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| Pulled into Arizona about a hundred and one
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| When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun
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| He said «You're drunk son»
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| Yeah, there ain’t no way
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| I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
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| This gal pal I found didn’t bother a soul
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| Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole
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| And she thanked me
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| And I pulled her off the interstate
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| She said ‘I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day'
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| I went through Amarillo like a wild west wind
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| Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend
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| What’s up cuz, he said «I'm okay», yeah
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| I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
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| Let’s drive
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| Got home to Little Rock about three am
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| My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand
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| Good to see my man, let’s celebrate, yeah
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| I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
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| I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
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| Said I got drunk this morning but I haven’t been stoned all day yeah |