| This is the worst country song of all time
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| And it goes
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| I hate beer and honky-tonk women
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| I don’t eat deer and I can’t stand fishing
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| And I don’t know the words to Family Tradition
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| Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line
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| And I think sweet tea is overrated
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| And all the roads were made for paving
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| Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
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| And the chorus goes
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| I love cities and traffic jams
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| I don’t want a house on a piece of land
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| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
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| But I don’t wanna earn a dime
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| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad
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| I think we should change the American flag, yeah
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| This is the worst country song of all time
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| Second verse goes
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| I think trucks are a waste of gas
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| If you disagree, we’ll cancel that, 'cause
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| My momma never whipped my ass
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| I guess she never tried
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| Man, stink a fork in the constitution
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| I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
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| Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
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| And the chorus goes
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| I love cities and traffic jams
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| I don’t want a house on a piece of land
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| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
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| But I don’t wanna earn a dime
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| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad
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| I think we should change the American flag, yeah
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| This is the worst country song of all time
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| And the bridge goes
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| I’m too good for solo cups
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| Your momma’s homemade fried chicken sucks
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| Boots ain’t made to get scuffed up
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| How you like that saxophone?
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| Yeah, my neck ain’t red and John Deeres are blue
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| And you’re as country as caviar if you think that’s true
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| And this song’s a joke but if it ain’t for you
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| I know your favorite song
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| And it goes like
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| I love cities and traffic jams
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| I don’t want a house on a piece of land
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| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
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| But I don’t wanna earn a dime
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| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad
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| I think we should change the American flag, yeah
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| This is the worst country song of all time |