Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Worst Country Song Of All Time, artist - Brantley Gilbert. Date of issue: 17.06.2021
Song language: English
The Worst Country Song Of All Time |
| This is the worst country song of all time |
| And it goes |
| I hate beer and honky-tonk women |
| I don’t eat deer and I can’t stand fishing |
| And I don’t know the words to Family Tradition |
| Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line |
| And I think sweet tea is overrated |
| And all the roads were made for paving |
| Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time |
| And the chorus goes |
| I love cities and traffic jams |
| I don’t want a house on a piece of land |
| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan |
| But I don’t wanna earn a dime |
| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad |
| I think we should change the American flag, yeah |
| This is the worst country song of all time |
| Second verse goes |
| I think trucks are a waste of gas |
| If you disagree, we’ll cancel that, 'cause |
| My momma never whipped my ass |
| I guess she never tried |
| Man, stink a fork in the constitution |
| I support Kim Jong-un and Putin |
| Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time |
| And the chorus goes |
| I love cities and traffic jams |
| I don’t want a house on a piece of land |
| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan |
| But I don’t wanna earn a dime |
| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad |
| I think we should change the American flag, yeah |
| This is the worst country song of all time |
| And the bridge goes |
| I’m too good for solo cups |
| Your momma’s homemade fried chicken sucks |
| Boots ain’t made to get scuffed up |
| How you like that saxophone? |
| Yeah, my neck ain’t red and John Deeres are blue |
| And you’re as country as caviar if you think that’s true |
| And this song’s a joke but if it ain’t for you |
| I know your favorite song |
| And it goes like |
| I love cities and traffic jams |
| I don’t want a house on a piece of land |
| I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan |
| But I don’t wanna earn a dime |
| Old Yeller didn’t make me sad |
| I think we should change the American flag, yeah |
| This is the worst country song of all time |